THE COTTAGE

Maps of the Cottage


IMPORTANT NOTES

Save a copy of the game from the beginning of the Cottage in case you have to start the cottage again, there are some major bugs in this part of the game!!

Do not go out the door to the beach until you have the shovel and Mr.Blowhard, if you do,  you will not be able to finish the game.

 


There are 8 cheeses that are in different places through the cottage, you must find them.   I can not tell you were they are because the locations change.

The cheeses are:
    

  • Cheddar

  • Stilton

  • Camembert

  • Gorgonzola

  • Limburger

  • Gouda

  • Czechoslovakian Sheep's Milk

  • Beaver
         

When you enter the Cottage you are in the Computer Area

Go to yellow Cabinet,  by Timmy the computer. There are three doors, click on upper door (left side)

Get the Baked Beans

Go up and Click on the Statue on Yellow cabinet

Click on the paper

Get a Concerto

Click on the Pig by the fireplace

Click on the Pig’s Mouth 10 times

Put the Baked Beans in his Mouth

Get the Spam

Click on the Picture cabinet

Play the Game, the object of this game is to have all female pictures, except Gumby

Click the Upper Left Picture

Click the Upper Middle Picture

Click the Upper Right Picture

Get a Party Horn

Click on the Shaka computer

Click on the books by computer

Get a poem

Go to Middle of the Cottage

Click on Statue in the TV Area,  which is to the right of the blue curtain

Get Gumby

Click on the book in the yellow cabinet "Good Gardening Guide"

Click on the left page

Click on Chapter 11

Click on the raft

Get the raft

Click on Crimson Permanent, which is on the Yellow cabinet

Use the raft on Crimson Permanent

Get the Pirates

Go the Middle of Cottage

Click on Bookshelf Area (wooden bookshelf)

Click on the Ship, which is on top of the cabinet

Put the pirates on the ship

Click on the mast to raise the sail

Click on the mask left of the ship, it will make wind to blow the ship

Click on the cabinet that the ship was on before it moved

Get a rude French mouse

Click on Statue that has a hole in its left hand.  The statue is to the right of the organ.

Put the Party Horn on its hand

Click on the bookshelf

Go to your left, click on the book "How to Play The Organ"

Read the Book.  It is important to remember what you read.

Leave the bookshelf

Click on the Organ

Put the Concerto on the organ

Put the Poem on the organ

Press the red arrow, which is the record button

  • Click the foot
  • Click "Y" Key (Look, listen to this)
  • Click the weight
  • Click "E" Key (You Bastard)
  • Click the rose
  • Click "S" Key (I do wish you'd pay attention)
  • Click the weight
  • Click "Z" Key (It's perfectly simple)
  • Click the foot
  • Click "I" Key (Get out)
  • Click the weight
  • Click "T" Key (It's swell to have a stiffy)
  • Click the rose
  • Click "F" Key (Don't be shy)
  • Click the weight
  • Click "L" Key (This is for your benefit)
  • Click the foot
  • Click "Q" Key (Right off you go)

Click the black arrow, which is the playback key

Listen to the words play back

Click on the window to the right of the organ

Give the mouse to the Loony Announcer

Get an elephant

Click on the Bookshelf

Click the books, the books will part to show you doors

Click on the doors

Click on the paper under wheel

Get a recipe

Place the elephant in the wheel

Go to the Computer Area

Click on "Timmy", the computer

Type in the password "ngata", press Enter

Double Click on the Game Demo

Play the Meaning of Life Demo Game:

  • Place the recipe on the easel

  • Place water in processor 1

  • Place the end results in processor 6

  • Place the onion in processor 2

  • Place the end results in processor 2

  • Place the end results in processor 6

  • Place the dill in processor 2

  • Place the end results in processor 6

  • Place the cream in processor 3

  • Place the end results in processor 6

  • Place the salmon in processor 4

  • Place the end results in processor 2

  • Place the end results in processor 6

  • Place the galantine in processor 6

  • Click processor 6

  • Place the end results in processor 5

  • Place the end results in big bowl

You will get a Peanut that will be placed on Timmy’s screen

Put the peanut in the Recycle Bin

Exit from Timmy

Go down

Click on the Recycle Bin, which is between the two desks

Click on the peanut to get it

Click on Timmy the computer

Put the cheese in Recycle Bin

Exit from Timmy

Click on the Recycle Bin by the desk again to get the cheese

Go to the Bookshelf Area

Click on the Bookshelf

Click on the books, which will spread apart

Click on the doors

Place the peanut on the pedestal

Click on the peanut

Exit the bookshelf

Click on the Fireplace to get into the back room

Click on the Tibetan Book of Just Dying

Click on the right page 4 times

Get the Naked Girls

Click on the Orange coloured basket that is on the desk

Get Dennis Moore

Click on the shelf with the Knickknacks

Use the Naked Girls on man in suit

Click on the window the man ran to

Click on the sky, see the film clip "Death of Arthur Jarrett"

Click on the Mourners

Get a shovel

Exit the Window

Click on the second bookshelf to the right

Click on the books

Click on the door

Do the Sliding Puzzle

You don’t have top solve the picture, just move the breast around to:

1st-top row, third from the left—click on it

2nd-second row, second from the left-click on it

3rd-Top row, second from the left-click on it

4th-Bottom row, third from the left-click on it

The Puzzle will open up—click on Mr. Blowhard 4 times

Get Mr. Blowhard

Exit the bookshelf

Click on the door

Go through the door

You are now in the Middle of the Cottage

Click on the door to the left of the phone hanging on the wall

Go through the door on to the beach

Use shovel on the "X"

Click on the hole

Click on the bikini top

Use Mr. Blowhard on tube sticking out of the belly

Click on the breasts

Get a dead parrot

Get a peg leg

Exit the hole

Leave the beach

Click on the window in the Computer Area

Use Dennis Moore on Lupin Express so he gets Lupins

Click on the chest

Get Lupins

Exit the window

Click on the sofa by the fireplace

Put the Spam on the tab in the medical bag

Put Gumby on the mask in the medical bag

Put the Lupins on the syringe in the medical bag

Put the dead parrot on Spam in the medical bag

The bag will close and open again

Get an undead parrot

Go to the Organ

Put the parrot on the perch

Click on the parrot 2 times, listen to what he says

  • Press the red arrow to record
  • Click the foot
  • Click the "Y" Key (Look, listen to this)
  • Click the weight
  • Click the "V" Key (ooo shit)
  • Click the rose
  • Click the "Q" Key (We're destitute)
  • Click the weight
  • Click the "A" Key (What do I do?)
  • Click the foot
  • Click the "I" Key (Get out)
  • Click the weight
  • Click the "G" Key (Sex, Sex, Sex)
  • Click the rose
  • Click the "D" Key (Stay here)
  • Click the weight
  • Click the "O" Key (oooo You are so big)
  • Click the foot
  • Click the "Q" Key (Right, off you go)
  • Click the black arrow, to play back

Click on the Parrot, he will repeat what was played the time before (he is a confused parrot)

Click on the Parrot down by the perch to get the parrot

Click on the Fireplace, to get to the back room

Click on the "Who Can You Trust?" Picture

Click the picture again

Place the parrot on perch

Click the parrot (hear him talk again.....This is important or you can not get the Troy Housewives)

Use peg leg on the parrot, kill the parrot

Click on the left window

Click on the building (Houses of Parliament, Westminster)

Get the Tory Housewives

Exit the window

Click the door and go through it to go back to the Middle of Cottage

Go to the Computer Area

Click on Shaka computer

Click on the Shaka Computer again

Click on Delete

Click the screen

Go through the Door so you are inside the computer

Use the Tory Housewives on the workers

Get a serving platter

Leave the computer

Go to the sofa where the medical bag was

Click on the middle of the sofa

Put the platter on the hand

Place Cheddar on the platter

Place the Stilton on the Cheddar

Place Camembert on the Stilton

Place the Gorgonzola on the Camembert

Place the Limburger on the Gorgonzola

Place the Gouda on the Limburger

Place the Czechoslovakian Sheep's milk cheese on the Gouda

Place the Beaver cheese on the Czechoslovakian Sheep's milk cheese

Note: if you're not fast enough, the hand will go away. If you re-click on the

middle of the sofa it to re-appear

You have now built a ladder to the attic

Go up the ladder and through the trap door

This is where the screen goes black for me and everyone else. If you press ALT-F4 you can exit the game

Or you can use the Two methods for getting into the Attic

In the Attic
     

Coming out of the vase is a hand holding a Black Cube, click on it.

The Black Cube will be thrown and it will open up.

Listen to the Woman in the Chair and the Man on the Telly

She then proceeds to tell you the Meaning of Your Life

Click on the characters from the game

Watch the film clip.

The Credits will now roll and you are finished!!!!!

 

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