Walk Through

There are many ways to play the game this is just one of them.
This is a quick walk thru with no stops along the way. Take time to explore each location, nothing bad can happen to you, except maybe laugh yourself silly.

  • Fill out the registration.

  • Remember the answers to questions # 22,45,73,92.

  • You will need those to answer question #124.

  • Fill out the registration completely.

  • You are given the Hilly Holly Grail at the beginning of the game.

  • Go to Sign from God.

  • Listen to God Speak.

  • Click on the Grail.

  • Shoot the bird with the coconut which I believe is an African Swallow.

  • There will be an explosion and you will have a hole on the left side.

  • Click on it, then click on each new hole, keep doing this until you have 4 holes.

  • Click on the top right hole.

  • Then keep clicking on middle hole until you get a Banana.

  • Keep clicking on the closest hole until you get the 8 Gold Coins.

  • Click on left hole until you get a helmet.

  • Click on the Grail on the sign and get the Holly Grail.

  • Click on => and go to Plague Village.

  • Click on the guy with cart, listen to skit. Keep clicking on the two guys until the guy who is not dead gets whacked on the head and is thrown in the cart.

  • Play Drop Dead, then Run Away from the game.

  • Click on wall and get a not dead guy.

  • Click on the not dead guy and get a coconut.

  • Click on the dung, get 8 Gold Coins.

  • Click on the not dead body, then quickly click on the Knight who is jumping on him. You can do this up to 7 times and get 7 knights.

  • Play the Drop Dead Game, then run away from the game.

  • Click on the not dead body and a dead body will float in the air, click on it to get a dead body.(You can also get the dead body by: GIMMEGIMME when you are by Camelot.)

  • Click on the upper door so women comes out 4 times and beats her cat against the wall.

  • There will be a hole in the wall where she beat the cat.

  • Click on the hole and see the old man, then get 64 gold coins.

  • Click on => and go to Witch Village.

  • Click on Bedevere.

  • Watch the skit.

  • Click on Witch 2 times.

  • Click on Play Burn the Witch.

  • Watch the skit.

  • Play the game, run away from the game.

  • Click on the witch and get a coconut.

  • Click on wall by the crowd so they move back and get 8 gold coins.

  • Play Burn the Witch, then run away from the game.

  • Click on Joseph of Aramathea (left side of Arthur) add him to your inventory.

  • Keep clicking on the witch until she is nude.

  • Click on => go to Black Knight.

  • Watch the Black Knight Fight.

  • Click on right side of ditch to cause an explosion.

  • Click on the bridge that was formed during the explosion.

  • Play Knights in Kombat, choose to be Arthur.

  • Click on the ground on the right side, get a coconut.

  • Click on the roots of the tree to fill the ditch with water, now you have a stream.

  • Speak to the Knight.

  • Click on the bridge.

  • Click on Arthur so he says, ďWhereís the Grail?Ē

  • Click on dirt, lower right corner.

  • Click on the nose of the head that popped out of the ground and get 16 gold coins.

  • Click on tent, enter the tent.

  • Click on closet, get the tights.

  • Click on drawer, get the gold coins.

  • Read the Black Knightís diary that is on bed then turn 22 more pages and see PlaySquire Magazine.

  • Click on the Armor to get rid of it.

  • Click on chest, get the Holy Prosthesis.

  • Click in the right corner by pig face shield to get Knightís sword.

  • Leave the tent by clicking on <=.

  • Play Knights in Kombat game, Run Away from game when done.

  • Click on => go to The Book of the Game.

  • Turn pages and learn about the Knights.

  • Keep clicking on the pages until you get a coconut.

  • Now pick up a gold coin, you can keep clicking on the coins and be as greedy as you want.

  • Go to next page and click on the Knights Who Say NI, watch skit.

  • During intermission click on dial up Intershrub.

  • Buy a shrubbery and send it to the Knights Who Say NI (You don't need to send a message).

  • Exit Intershrub by clicking on either top corner.

  • Watch the Skit.

  • Click on the lower left of the book to start the book from the beginning.

  • Click the pages until you get to Sir Robin.

  • Click on the sign above Sir Robinís name and get the Certain Death Sign.

  • Click on => Go to Camelot.

  • Click on the Castle and watch the skit.

  • Click on the left side of the Castle, these blue cloudy-like thingys will appear.

  • Keep the cross hairs of the mouse in the upper left corner until the Blue Clouds with the legs comes to it, now shoot the cloud.

  • Click on ground, get a coconut.

  • Keep clicking on Castle until you have 8 bricks in your inventory.

  • Click on Blue cloud thingy to get 256 gold coins.

  • Click => Go to Castle Loimbard.

  • Click on Arthur.

  • Click on yellow hand to listen to French taunter.

  • Go back and forth between French Taunter and Arthur to hear the conversation between them.

  • After the Taunter says he is French click on upper left side of the bricks by the taunter to get Vous to add to your inventory.

  • Click on yellow hand to get back down to Arthur.

  • Play the game, Catch the Cow, Run Away from the game.

  • Click on Arthur, shoot the bird and get a coconut.

  • Click on the brick under taunter (second row) and a little to the right, get the gold coins.

  • Keep clicking on Arthur until he talks about the Sheepís bladder, then click on the Sheepís Bladder to get for your inventory.

  • Go back up to the Taunters.

  • Click on the Taunter on the right side until he throws the Samurai Helmet. Click on the helmet to get it, you have to be quick. If you miss it just keep on clicking on the Taunter until he throws it again.

  • Go back down to Arthur and his Knights.

  • Click on Sir Bedevereís gown until it gives up the Rolly Polly, then click on the Rolly Polly Grail and it is yours.

  • Click => Go to Castle Anthrax.

  • Keep clicking on the door until Sir Gallahad gets in.

  • Watch the skit about the Castle Anthrax.

  • Click on Play Spank me, Click on nude play, listen to the skit.

  • Play the game (do not spank any naked bums the first 4 rounds), You have to get a score high enough to play the Naked Round (Bonus Round). When you play the bonus round remember the correct order that the numbers that appeared on the naked bums.

  • Run away, Run Away from game.

  • You are now outside the Castle.

  • Click on Zoot, get 2 coconuts.

  • Click on address plate over the door.

  • Enter the numbers you got from the Spank Me game.

  • Click on the Grail over Castle, you now have the Moldy Tail Grail.

  • Click on tree branches on the far right.

  • When you get to Spring click on the blossoms to get them.

  • Click again to change to Summer, click on Broccoli.

  • Keep clicking on branch until it changes to Autumn, Winter and back to Autumn and you see the old man.

  • Click on the tree on left, keep doing this until the woodcarver leaves you gold coins, get 128 gold coins.

  • Knock on Castle door to get back in.

  • Watch the Skit again (if you donít want to watch it again press your spacebar).

  • Click on girls until you have 6 girls, keep clicking on girls until they change clothes 4 times.
    If you are having problems with this see Undressing the Virgins

  • Keep clicking on the girls until a 7th girl appears, Keep clicking on her until she is nude, she has the Holy underwear (Bodice of a Virgin).

  • Run Away.

  • Click => Go to Cave of Caerbannog.

  • Click around to cause 7 explosions.

  • Tim will appear.

  • Listen to Tim, then click on Arthur, Listen to Tim again.

  • Scan the area with your mouse when a knight pops up his head click on it. Do this until you have 4 knights.

  • Click on the entrance to the cave to make the rabbit appear.

  • Click on the Rabbit so he kills the 4 knights.

  • You will now be given the Holy Hand Grenades.

  • Click on the entrance of the cave to get the rabbit back.

  • Pick up a hand grenade.

  • Keep holding it until you get to the count of 3. The count will be 1,2,5,3.

  • Drop the grenade on rabbit who should be heading left by this time.

  • Kill Rabbit!!

  • This might take a couple of tries before you get the hang of it.

  • Now a monster will appear in the entrance to the cave.

  • Click on the Monster.

  • Go inside the cave.

  • Click on the Monster again, the Goldy Hail Grail will appear, but you canít get it until the announcer starts whistling, when he does, click on the grail.

  • Click on Arthur and get a coconut.

  • Click on Arthur, shoot the bird (Dennis) get a Gold Coin.

  • Click on the Entrance to the cave to get the wooden rabbit to appear.

  • When the rabbit is facing left, click on him so it will kill knights on the left, then have him kill men on the right. Now when rabbit is facing right click on him twice quickly, you now have the wooden rabbit in your inventory. Again this might take a couple of tries until you get the hang of it. (If for some reason you can not capture the wooden rabbit all is not lost. Go to the Castle Loimbard and when you are up by the French Taunters type the word : GIMMERABBIT. The wooden Rabbit will now be placed in your inventory.)

  • Click => Go to the Bridge of Death.

  • Click on the messenger to get a message from God.

  • Click on the right side of the Bridge to get Huge Tracts of Land.

  • Run Away.

  • Go to A Sign from God.

  • Keep clicking on lower right of bulletin Board to get clouds to open and close. When you get the Huge Tracts OíLand sign, place the Huge Tracts of Land from your inventory there.

  • Change the sign again until you get God.

  • Keeping clicking on Godís beard until Zootís Medallion falls out, click on it.

  • Run Away or Click => Go to Plague Village.

  • Keep clicking on the Dung until you have it.

  • Run Away to Black Knight, if you have to, Play game again.

  • Click on the leaf above Arthur, it will fall.

  • Click on fallen leaf, get the key.

  • Go into tent and put the Samurai Helmet on the head in the closet.

  • Click on => to go to Book of the Game.

  • Put the Black Knightís Sword next to Lancelotís name.

  • Click on => Go to Camelot.

  • Click on the Castle get one more brick.

  • Click on the Tower to get Camelot.

  • Click on the stub of the tower until you get a coffin.

  • Place the Dead body in the coffin.

  • Click => Go to Castle Loimbard.

  • Place the Wooden Rabbit on the wall left of the Taunters.

  • Click => go to Castle Anthrax.

  • Scan for Zoot around the lower left of the screen.

  • Click on her and place the Medallion on her hat.

  • Click => To go to Cave Caerbannog.

  • Place Joseph of of Aramathea on the pedestal marked Joseph.

  • Click => Go to Bridge of Death.

  • Click on the old man, get coconut.

  • Run Away.

  • Go to Witch Village.

  • Click on the Witch until she is nude, place the Bodice on her.

  • Click <= go to Plague Village.

  • Click on the head of the body on cart so it falls off.

  • Click on wheel to get rid of it.

  • Click where the wheel was, there will be an explosion and a cooking grill will appear, place Camelot on grill.

  • Place the not needed thingys on the barrel to get rid of them.

  • Not needed items are everything except: the Grails, Gold Coins, Key and Certain Death Sign.

  • Run Away.

  • Go to Book of the Game.

  • Spend all your gold coins on Shrubberies, if you need more coins to get a zero balance there are two ways to get more gold coins: You can either go backwards in the Book of the Game and click on the piles or while you are still at Intershrub you can type either GOLD1 (for one coin at a time) or Gold256 ( for 256 gold coins)

  • Run Away to the Bridge of Death.

  • If you didnít completely fill out the registration at the start of the game, you had better do so now. The Old Man is going to check it.

  • Click on old Man and answer his questions (you will be wrong the first time, unless you know the capital of Assyria).

  • The answers are case sensitive (use the same case you used when filling out the registration).

  • Place the Certain Death Sign on the hole lower left corner.

  • Click =>.

  • Click => to Cross the bridge and watch about Brian the Wild.

  • Place the Key in the key hole in the chest.

  • Get the Holy Grail.

 

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