ThinkingTRIVIA QUESTIONS

By the Number

How many blows on the head does Mrs. Scum receive?
1
How many times is the dead parrot beaten against the shop counter?
5
What is the number of unsuccessful encyclopedia salesmen?
3
How many body sections does the ant have?
3
Ant Body Sections
3
How many years until Ken Shabby gets a brush?
5
What is the number of cars at the drive-in?
6
How many verses in the Lumberjack song?
4
How many Mounties sing the chorus (of the Lumberjack song)?
8
How many can can girls are there?
2
How many seconds of sex?
10
How many people are watching television?
1
How many lobes of the brain are there?
6
How many explosions are there in the exploding Blue Danube sketch?
11
How many Spanish Inquisitors are there?
3

Complete the Following Phrase

The first lesson of not being seen is not to.....
Stand up
Spam, bacon, sausage, and..........
Spam
I say, anyone for...........
Tennis
Your wife... is she a........
Goer
Spanish........
Inquisition
Ee Eecky.........
Thump
Nobody likes a .........
Benedict
[Note: This is the answer you must use for the game, however, us true Python fans
really know that nobody likes a CLEVER DICK]
Man with three......
Buttocks
Old Nick the.......
sea captain
No time to.......
lose
Hello.......
Sailor
Hold your head and go........
Waaaagh!

Just Questions

What mountain has the biggest tits in the world?
Mt. Everest
What is the first word in Storytime?
Hello
What did Rumpletweezer run?
The Dinky Tinky Shop
What problem does the Royal Navy have under control?
Cannibalism
What colour is the phone in the agrument clinic?
Gray or Green ( You can use either answer)
Who ate the crunchy frog?
Superintendent Parrot
What room is the Argument Clinic in?
12A
Which cheese was eaten by the cat?
Camembert
What company makes the best butter?
Whizzo
What does the Norwegian Blue have?
Beautiful plumage
What choir did the Polly Parrot join?
Invisible
How does Polly Parrot feel?
Dead
What breed is the killer cat?
Siamese
What currency is kept in the fridge?
French Francs
What currency is kept in the pyjamas?
Pounds
What can be recognized from quite a long way away?
The Larch
Name of the contestant that opts for blows on the head.
Mrs. Scum
Atilla the Hun's gift to the children.
Head
Flying banner brand name.
Whizzo
The Lumberjack never wanted to be this.
Barber
Dirty Vicar's real name.
Ronald Simms
Alternative to burning, burying, or dumping.
Eating
Full-time occupation of the cat influenza man.
Stapling machine
 

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